Please Beware The Ides Of March!

The Ides of March are here and that means it’s time to beware. But beware of what – that’s the big question. There aren’t many of us that need to be concerned with an attack and betrayal the likes of which Julius Caeser had to endure – but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t be on guard.

Here are some things that we all need to beware this March 15th.

•Dogs – but only if there’s a Beware of Dog sign in the window.
Buying used items – always remember that it’s Buyer Beware.
•Puddles – I know they were fun when we were kids, but they can be a real pain in the ass now.
•Strangers with candy – sometimes things are just too good to be true!
•A Woman Scorned – you know what they say… Hell hath no fury.
•The Zombie Apocalypse – don’t laugh, it’s coming.
•Bacon Grease – we all love the bacon, it’s the greatest thing ever, but be careful of the grease. Don’t be frying your bacon in your birthday suit!
•Identity Theft – no joke here.
•The Batman – if you’re a bad person, otherwise you should be safe.
•Paper cuts – those things suck!

There you have it kids – 10 things to beware of for the Ides of March. Don’t take the day lightly. Look what happened to Caeser.

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Please Beware The Ides Of March!

The Ides of March are here and that means it’s time to beware. But beware of what – that’s the big question. There aren’t many of us that need to be concerned with an attack and betrayal the likes of which Julius Caeser had to endure – but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t be on guard.

Here are some things that we all need to beware this March 15th.

•Dogs – but only if there’s a Beware of Dog sign in the window.
Buying used items – always remember that it’s Buyer Beware.
•Puddles – I know they were fun when we were kids, but they can be a real pain in the ass now.
•Strangers with candy – sometimes things are just too good to be true!
•A Woman Scorned – you know what they say… Hell hath no fury.
•The Zombie Apocalypse – don’t laugh, it’s coming.
•Bacon Grease – we all love the bacon, it’s the greatest thing ever, but be careful of the grease. Don’t be frying your bacon in your birthday suit!
•Identity Theft – no joke here.
•The Batman – if you’re a bad person, otherwise you should be safe.
•Paper cuts – those things suck!

There you have it kids – 10 things to beware of for the Ides of March. Don’t take the day lightly. Look what happened to Caeser.

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